A Special Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

From: Skywayinc@aol.com
Date: Thu Nov 23 2006 - 12:09:15 EST

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    A bit off-topic . . . 
    But I thought with the holiday, that I'd issue this "special forecast"  --
    
    *** INDIGESTION WATCH FOR LATER THIS AFTERNOON ***
    *** BELLY ACHE  ADVISORY FOR TONIGHT ***
    
    TODAY: CONSIDERABLE AMOUNTS OF TURKEY WILL  DEVELOP
    BY AFTERNOON, WITH AVERAGE TEMPERATURES OF 
    BETWEEN 350 TO 400  DEGREES.  A HEAVY ACCUMULATION
    OF CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFFING WILL  LIKELY 
    ACCOMPANY THE TURKEY BY LATE IN THE DAY.  PROBABILITY
    OF  FOOTBALL GAMES WILL RISE TO 100 PERCENT THIS 
    AFTERNOON.
    
    TONIGHT:  RESIDUAL SWEET AND MASHED POTATOES, ALONG
    WITH A FLOOD OF GRAVY . . .  ESPECIALLY IN POOR DRAINAGE
    AREAS.  PROBABILITY OF FOOTBALL GAMES WILL  DIMINISH TO
    NEAR ZERO BY EVENING.
    
    TOMORROW: A LONG FRONTAL LINE IS  EXPECTED TO STALL IN 
    THE VICINITY OF MOST DEPARTMENT STORES AND SHOPPING  
    CENTERS. STILL A GOOD CHANCE OF LINGERING TURKEY OR
    ISOLATED  STUFFING.
    
    SATURDAY: RESIDUAL TURKEY ACCOMPANIED BY DRIFTING
    AREAS OF  MAYONNAISE IN SOME SPOTS.
    
    LONG RANGE OUTLOOK FOR SUNDAY: STILL A CHANCE OF  SOME 
    LEFTOVER TURKEY, ACCOMPANIED ONCE AGAIN BY AN 
    INCREASING RISK OF  FOOTBALL.
    
    Happy Thanksgiving to you all
    on Seesat-L      :)
    -- joe rao
    
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